Thursday, August 10, 2006
So...yah yah yah..I have been MIA for the last week..not like a any of you missed me or anything anyway! So...here is what has been going on...i have been sick for over two weeks with some viral thing...it is kick'n my ass big time......the UPDATE with the EX...DEPORTED!!!! Yup...you read that right...he was deported....turn your ass around and walk on back! HAHAHAHA...wouldn't ya know it....he never took care of his deportion warning from 15 years ago! So BBQ is still on...i plan on downing a bottle of cheap wine...feel free to still join me if you would!!!
BB7 tonight.....hmmm....getting interested....I am a little worried about my man Kaysar....but I have a feeling....something is up....he didnt look worried about being nominated...i wonder if there is a plan to back door James....wouldnt that just be karma!!!
So a toast goes out to my old bestest most lovable guy friend from high school... Trevor....he emailed me out of the blue...so happy he did....you know how much trouble you are in...i can't believe you moved back and didnt tell me!!!!! You so better get your ass out to my house...and soon!!!
I am so behind on everything...projects...It's coming Renee A...it's coming....i havent been on the computer much....freak'n thing is going to crash soon...i have just been exhausted from being sick and all the darn little devils at my house....thank god that it is slowing down again!!!So i guess i owe you a hottie for yesterday and some dirty jokes.....lets see what i can give you!
Ok here is my man Ben...not a drop dead gorgeous guy...but certianly nice to look at. Hell ...I would do him...who am I kidding!
Murphy's Sex Laws (11-20 of 60)
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
2:54 PM
Tammy.
