Monday, July 31, 2006
So another week has gone by....which means that there was a nomination ceremony on BB7!!! So At last Boogey is on the block...or as Jun calls him...Will's Booger. It's about time he was put up! What was up with Will's stupid bathroom puppet show? BORING!!!!! The dude needs to start stirring the pot and bringing some Will to the table! We need Jun in this game...she would give Will a run for his money...and sad to say it...I wish that Alison would have stayed just a little longer to add some excitement ...i know...go ahead throw the tomatoes now!
The count down is on...10 more days til the ex hubby comes.....man i think that is worse then having a crazing MIL visit you! I feel for you Lacintha...but i think i have won hands down on this one!
I feel like i am in my own Big Brother episode lately....lots of crazy shit going on.....Drama Drama Drama...everywhere you go lately....just stop the insanity!!!!!!!
Last but not least...Linda if you are reading this...hope all is well and the kids really miss you...give us a call!
later dudes!
10:52 AM
Tammy.
Friday, July 28, 2006
I have no idea what to title this post...my brain hurts...I cant be very creative right now! Lets see what is going on....NOT A HECK OF ALOT!!!! Had some crazy ass kids at my house this week....little devils if you ask me....including my little Nicky!!!! Got my Universal Child Care Benefit last week...Yah..but what is this...you have to pay taxes on it...what the frig is that about...you give us money...then take it back! What gives with that?
BB7....ok...here we go....Jase is outta there...that guy was getting so annoying with his primping and geez ...can we throw abigger temper tantraum!!! SO glad he is gone.....kinda sorry that chicken George didnt go though...he is worse!!!!!!!!! Will Will Will....dude...stop the hating! I know it is just part of his act...but come on!!!! So cool that Janelle won HOH!!!!!! Season 6 is gonna kick some ass!!
So I am hoping to go camping saturday night....wish me luck getting Paul out the door! A NJ city boy going camping ya right..he thinks that bears and snakes will get him!!!
Have a great weekend everyone....and I know I need to go check out some blogs....i'll be cruising by this weekend for sure....catch ya later!
1:25 PM
Tammy.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Ok...so your all tired of hearing me whin about my burn from sunday....it freak'n hurts!!! Yesterday you could throw some butter on me and fry an egg! Those T3's did help take the edge off the sting...man I love those things!!! The stinging has moved from the top of my legs to my thighs and belly...just hope it stops there...i got a little burnt on my tata's!!! Flaming boobs...no thanx! I would love to upload some pics for you to laugh at me....but at the moment...blogger is down....AGAIN! So sorry guys! You can find something else to laugh at me about!!! ;o)
So we are getting some much need rain right now....i feel like running out there to cool off!!!
Hide the DukeA boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
10:38 AM
Tammy.
Friday, July 21, 2006
It is Freak'n Friday!
Yesterday was def. Hell Thursday!!!! I am so glad that one passed by quickly! What a day! Today will be pretty brutual because I dont have my little sidekick Sam with me....but I should be able to get thru it pretty good...I hope...so if ya dont hear from me today...please rescue me from the looney bin! I will probably be in a straight jacket...paddded room....hopefully doped up pretty good to take the pain away!
Murphy's Sex Laws 1-10 (of 60)
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Men Are Happier
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
6:44 AM
Tammy.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
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9:54 AM
Tammy.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Or stupid Me?
Arrgghhh....so pissed...I was adding pictures to my blog and some new headings...and I lost all my links!!!!! [Insert double double really pissed off smilie face here!] So if you don't see your link...its not because I don't like you anymore...well some of you anyways ;o)...it's that I just haven't gotten to your name yet!!!! So if I forget anyone...please just let me know!
BB7....what the heck is Kaysar thinking....dude...get rid if Jase!!!! Diane and Nakomis...come on.....I love ya man...but that was stupid!!!!! Jannie Jannie Jannie....you are off your game.....Jase wants your ass out!!!! Hello wake up sister! She is going to make a mistake early in this game and be outta there if she doesn't watch it! Dr. Will....why ya pick'n on my Howie? That's not nice!!!! Why is Howie being such a pussy about it anyway...fight back dude!!! Do a Jedi ass whomp on him! I love Dr. Will...but stop harassing my Howie!
Ok I have been tagged by Di(Spot On) from
TTS ok...we all were....so here goes
7 people that I admire
- my kids
- my friends
- my father in law
- Heidi Swapp,Ali E, Donna D, Rhonna Farrer, Tia Bennett and Heather Prickell
- my mom
- my husband
- my family
7 things I say often
- freak'n
- dude
- will you knock that off!!
- NO not tonight dear!
- I am so tired!
- I need a drink
- oh just leave me alone will ya
7 things I cannot do
- have sex upside down
- talk quietly when I am mad or uppset
- sing on key
- accept my droopy butt
- have sex with all the lights on
- tie by boobs in a knot
- eat smelly food
7 things you might not know about me
- I am actually quite shy
- I love to sing and dance around the house
- I hate public bathrooms,including the ones in my house...i only use my bedroom one
- I am very passionate about my kids
- I am very selfish about my me time
- I use to be a clean freak with my house,now i dont care,dayhome will do that to ya!
- I hate hot hot hot weather
7 movies I enjoyed
- 40 Year Old Virgin
- Austin Powers Gold Member
- Anything with Adam Sandler
- The NoteBook
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Gone with the Wind
- anything with Dancing and Music
7 things I wish I could change in my life
- growing up with a mother who cared about me
- that my father inlaw didnt pass away
- that I had more time to know my natural father before he passed away
- that my natural siblings were closer
- that I wasn't a foster child
- that we travelled more
- that I gave up so quickly with my business after Nicky was born
7 books I have read and would read again
- AL's Freestyle
- Anything by Mary Higgins Clark
- AL's Designing with Type
- Ali E "designers eye for scrapbooking"
- CK Magazine
- Scrapbook Answers Magazine
- About Me
7 people who should do this!
- Michelle
- Elsa
- Patti
- Suzann
- Ki
- Elizabeth
- anyone else who wants to!
So good freak'n morning to you all.....I am outta here!
8:24 AM
Tammy.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Goodbye Weekend!
Ok this weekend went by to freak'n quickly!!!! Man....I need a freak'n vacation.
So I went to a crop friday night with my girls Daina and Brenda here at the new LSS...we ended up going for a drink afterwards .....man...I felt old!!!! The girls looked like the were 12 years old and the boys, ur I mean men...ok that just doesn't feel right...they were little BOYS....what a bunch of youngens..I seriously felt like I could be there MOM!!! Well that didnt stop them from buying me some drinks...two minutes there...I already had an offer....what is wrong with you guys...haven't you heard of playing it smooth and cool? The old...throw the line and slowly reel them in for the kill! You don't pounce as soon as you see them! No wonder why your drunk and single hanging out at some dive bar! I think we'll do it again!!!! ;o)
Anyways...it was nice to meet Kelly...FINALLY! Well over due...her little one is too cute! Meet up with her and Renee saturday for a late lunch at La La La La La La La...Eastside Marios...pretty good stuff there....then to meet Pat at another crop...so glad to see you again...it's been to long... Ki popped by...Big Hugs girl...and yes we need to go get those tattoos soon....so apretty productive weekend...two layouts done!!!! A first for me! I won another layout contest... won another free crop! I think these layouts have become some of my new favs!!! Gotta love S-E-I !!
So there you have it dudes....a rare weekend in my life.....I am off to make some yummy shrip scampi and finish cleaning my house...I know I know Renee and Kelly...clean the pig pen up...sorrry gals....to many kids ...so little time...I would rather be SCRAPBOOKING!!!! ;o)
Remember that BB7 is on tonight gals....talk to you later!
4:39 PM
Tammy.
Friday, July 14, 2006
Woohooo freak'n hoo! It is friday!!!!!! No kids this weekend...YET!!! There is always one last minute call! Today is a light day...I am feeling better....no more dizzy spells or feeling like i just got off a neverending roller coaster ride.....today.....is a GOOD day! I claim July 14th as a GOOD FREAK'N DAY! Cheers my friends...nothing like starting early...BOTTOMS UP!!!
Ok all you Jannie haters and Ali lovers out there.....HAHAHA....the WICKED WITCH is DEAD!!!!! That's right...Ali Ugly is outta there...the BB7 God's were blessing us last night! 8-2 your outta there!!!! Total Reality Reject....three times your out...the only thing left for her is the Surreal life on MTV...HAHAHAHAHA! The only one to lose three times on a reality show.......what does that spell .....L-O-S-E-R and what's her name? A-L-I-S-O-N!!!!! Ok....now...Kaysar....my man....the new HOH...how flipp'n sweet is that...BB6 is gonna start kicking some ass...and honestly....even though he has been on his best behaviour...Jase...has got to go!!! He is being a sneaky player....he is trying to fly under the radar....get him NOW!
TGIFF Jokes
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener.
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...
1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Happy Weekend Dudes!
8:02 AM
Tammy.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Ok ...I need to make this quick...either the Gods are telling me not to Blog or to get a new computer!!! All week I have been trying to enter a post and half way thru...it freezes up on me...this is attempt #20!!!
Thank you to everyone in my circle of friends...big hugs and kisses....and for those of you that didn't make the circle...too bad....I am actually quite sadden by it...but better now then later...your lose...not mine!
So BB7....talk to me guys....how much are you hoping and praying that Ali Ugly gets the boot!!!!! HAHA....stupid little Reality Reject! She needs to go!! What is up with my man Will messing my Jedi Howie like that!!!! LOL...that was pretty funny..."I have never had a friend that was a retard!" Marcellas....love love love you!!! I was reading athread somewhere and they actually had a question "who do you think is hottier, Janelle or Alison? WHAT????? Are you out of your minds...some people actually thought that Dana....hello....was gorgeous and that Diana...was hot...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SMOK'N???? YUCK!!!!! Well... Janni won hands down...and I agree...she's got curves...a really women... and is pretty on the inside as well as outside....Ali...is just ugly all around! Jas...this season I am not minding him so much.....him and Janelle make a good pair!
So hopefully I can post this without it freezing up on me....Renee and Kelly...I will see you saturday...hope Pat and Emily...I will see you at the crop.....later dudes!
8:40 AM
Tammy.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Just a reminder to my blog friends that I can't post on Typepad....but I am reading them!!!
Ok ...back to the regular scheduled post.....
This last week has had me thinking alot about who my friends really are. I must say that I have some very very good friends...and you know who you are.....I don't have to tell you....and I thank you for being there for me.....just when you needed to be...without me asking.....I am not the easiest of people to be friends with...I can be very closed off and seclude myself from everyone...I don't always make the time to call, email or post or hang out with ya when I should...I dont always extend myself out to you...and i know i should....it's not that I am not thinking of you...I am...but just so busy with life...so for those of you who stick by me time and time again.....I thank you. I did realize how many "FAKE" friends there really are too! Ones that pretend or seem to be there just to be there...not really caring. Maybe that is my fault...or maybe not. This past week I realized how many of these friends I have...whether it be on a MB or blog or in my life here... whatever...you all know who you are..and for the first time I actually felt like the outsider...is it me, my kids, my life...what? Maybe I need to be the one to intiate things and extend myself to others. In past experiences...i was the one who always got burned by doing that. So whatever happens happens...I am weeding out people who don't want to be or need to be in my life so I can concentrate on the ones who really do consider me a friend and who I consider to be a friend as well. I have no room in my life for people who can turn off in a second or will run the other way when you dont have the same views as them ...or are so quick to turn the other way when you have a difference of opinion.....I don't want people in my life that can't accept that people are different, have different opinions or are not forgiving of ones mistakes....Friendship is like a marriage....thru the good and bad...you stick by each other! It really makes me sad to finally admit that people who I thought were friends....really aren't So with that said....here is my new motto....
I Would Rather Be Hated For Who I Am Then Loved For Who I am Not!Have a great day my friends!
9:55 AM
Tammy.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Happy Hump Day my Humping Friends.
I am so excited about
Big Brother tomorrow!!! Can't wait! We get to find out who will be in the BB house!!
Well not much to talk about...so I am outta here dudes....later!
1:44 PM
Tammy.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Ok...as per the recommendation of the Holy Blogness, I am posting again today!!!! I don't need any more problems so , figured I would post instead of have my computer blow up.
If you saw the Movie
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} you would know what I am talking about....their dog Sundance liked to hump a huge yellow duck. They were always sewing the ducks head on or sewing closed his butthole...the duck got a lotta action back there....it was quite funny! So today is the Sundance and Duck show......ok NOT! So Happy Hump Day! Sorry I am not into the animal thing.... but DH has been quite....well ....hmmmmm....to put it bluntly....a horn dog.....so yesterday.....he dared me to put this in here...he doesn't like "BEDROOM TALK" on my blog....but he dared me...we are laying there and there is a part in the movie,
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} where he gains weight and talks about his new man boobs....so he, DH, is laying there and I ask him when he got his boobs....and he goes....mine aren't bad...mine are pretty nice....so I look at mine....mine are too...he goes...no... their
SUCKALICIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHA...what ?!
Well thanx for all the love yesterday guys...really really appreciated it! The little bastards wont come out of their house now that Paul is home. Chicken Shits!!!! Paul is just waiting for the right moment...he is not playing nice anymore. Come out come out where ever you are!!!!
Hump Day Hottie
Ok..it is getting harder and harder to find a hottie that hasn't been done....hmmm...who should I pick......ok...I am going to pick someone who I had a crush on as a child....... Michael J Fox
7:50 AM
Tammy.
Monday, July 03, 2006
I fell like I need to go to confession!!! Dear Blog Father, I must confess it has been one week since my last blog post! I have gone against the bloggers oathe of posting regularly. I am asking for your Blogness' forgiveness! "My Naughty Tammy, all can be forgiven , just post each day this week and continue to blog on a regular basis. Be sure to add your jokes and some raunchy Tammy humor. Add you hottie of the week and all will be forgiven!!!!"
Well just to get you guys up to speed as to what has been going on in my life...........
HOLY CRAP!!! Well it started with the blast from the past phone call from the Good Old Ex MIL.....yes yes yes...it lead to the Ex Husband...who wants to be a part of Samantha's life again....he wants to buy her all sorts of things and come visit!!!! So me and Paul have been trying to be very understanding with all of this....this is a man who gave up his rights over 8 years ago and has only seen her once in that time. So we have been dealing with that. Remember the crappy looney neighbours that threw Matthew's turtle up in a tree......they went nutso and threatened Samantha and then me.....had to call the cops on them and what an experience...once again the police aren't doing anything! Two years ago we went thru this with them. What is wrong with people here? Me and Paul think we have it figured out...and this is not to offend anyone ...please....but in the States, NJ anyway.....the people in our neighborhood here, would never be able to afford a house there (NJ).....we are all for the middle class having the opportunities and dreams of the upper class.....but what happens here is...you get people who should be living in a trailer park...owning houses...and destroying neighborhoods and acting like hoodlums. We call our neighborhood ...a glorified trailer park. The new section that we are in is just adjacent to the old section known as the rotten core of the trailer park. I think it is time for a tornado to come ripping thru there!!!!! We need some cleanup done!!!
Watched kids all freak'n weekend...you would think that people would have some consideration for the holiday weekend....nope that would be asking for to much! Serves me right...I need to learn how to say no!!! Was able to find some time to plant some trees in our backyard...I love trees!! We also took some time last night to go see
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} ...... what a freak'n hilarious movie! I love Adam Sandler!!!! Well there you have it...my emotionally draining week(end)....I am behind on some DT stuff.....I am getting it done T.....I promise!!!!
Hope you all had a better week then me...I hope to catch up with all your blogs tomorrow!
Happy Belated Canada Day to all my Canadian friends!
Later Dudes!
9:40 AM
Tammy.
