Ok so while Paul and i were watching tv last night...after BB7 and SuperNova...nothing was on...so we start skimming the listings and this is how it goes down
Paul: Ya wanna watch Gorillas in the Mist Tammy: NO Paul: What..you don't want to watch her hump a Gorilla? Tammy: WHAT!?!?! Hump a Gorilla? Paul Yah...in real life she humped a Gorilla Tammy: Says who..the Gorilla? Paul: Well that is the Rumor Tammy: Yah Rumor, exactly Paul: Well what would you expect, she was out there for how long! Tammy: Would you hump a Gorilla if you were out there that long? Paul: NO!!! Tammy: Oh .... come on...you wouldn't? Paul: Nope....big pause....too hairy!
Ok...I couldn't stop laughing...he said it so casual like he had actually thought about it!!! It was cute....he is gonna kill me that i put this on here...but it was extremely funny....another one of those ...you had to be there moments! Happy Hump Day!
So last night was really weird...we had a big lightening and thunderstorm...I went to go close all the windows...went in our bathroom ...went to turnoff the light and from the corner of the window came a spark and loud crackle....at first i thought a light bulb burned out...nope..then i got this pain in my arm facing the window and then in my upper leg on the opposite side...it was really weird....i think that it actually came thru the window...i have seen lightening do this...but it was much worse....almost took my head off....another story....but it hurt all night!
So ....where's my printer? As of today...we got our notice to come pick it up!!!! YAHHHH also got one for my ZEN!!!! Good day for Tam-Tam today!
So per Renee's request ....here is part two of the Emmy's opening act! Pretty good stuff!!
Emmys 2006 - Opening Number (Part 2)
So...just call me sucker!!! As i am getting rid of some of my kids here with the day home....what do i do...Samantha gets a babysitting job from a neighbor down the street and mentions that she helps me out with my dayhome ...and BAM...i will have another part time toddler coming to my house!!!! What is wrong with me...I can say NO to my kids...I can say NO to my husband at 1am...why cant i just say NO to everyone else...it is easy....N O spells NO.....aaargghhhh. I am my own punisher!!!
So Where is my printer? Well as of this morning the last update was that as of 9pm last night it was in Edmonton....so maybe today will be the day!!!! So excited!!!
I think I am...if you can believe it... more excited about the Zen and speakers. I have been using Paul's Zen until I ordered my Pink one...remember...they didnt have the pink one in stock when i bought Paul's....so I finally got around to ordering....but what the really exciting part is....is the dock speakers...they are compact, run on batteries and will charge while you play it....perfect for me in my scrapbook area at night!!!! So the update on this is as of 6am this morning..they were in Edmonton...so hopefully tomorrow!!!
So for those of you that missed this yesterday...watch this brillant and funny opening act!
Emmys 2006 - Opening Number (Part 1)
Saw the movie World Trade Center last night...very good movie...very tastefully done...as some of you know...we were living in New Jersey at the time this happened..and knew of people who were affected by this tragedy...so it did hit close to home for us. It did have some funny moments in it....you couldnt help but chuckle.
So I am tracking my printer...where's that printer...well it was shipped on the 25th, sorted on the 26th...and then nothing since...gosh darn Canada post!!! ARGGHHHH!!!!
Wow...that was fast...I had no weekend what so ever.....had to watch two kiddies on saturday and one today...I am so glad that that will be ending soon!!! I cant wait!!! I wont be doing evenings and weekends very often...one of the little boys i took just for the summer will be going back to school ....and the other little boy i had fulltime with all the odd shift hours will be going to school this year....i will be back to my small little group....I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!
So saturday....what a day...went to sign up Emily and Samantha for dance...we found out that Emily was the only one in her level to get the highest mark on her dance test...HONORS!!! No other little girl did!!! I am so proud of her!!! So we added a jazz class to her tap...she is so excited. Samantha is going to do hip hop...she has wanted to for 2 years now. I also signed Emmy up for soccor....got suckered into doing a BINGO that night....man...on your feet for 5 hours...the smoke was horrible...had to get in the shower as soon as i got home! It saved me $50 off her fee!! So what a busy day Emily will have on Tuesday....4:30 jazz class 5:15 tap class 6:00 soccer game...hope she can handle it!
I am so excited to get my email that my printer has been shipped. Woohoo cant wait for that baby....since Lacintha helped me save some money... thanx girl....i had enough to get my pink Zen and the charging dock speakers as an extra throw in!!!!! So happy.
We are off to go see a movie.... World Trade Center.... tonight..i will give ya review tomorrow!
I found this little ditty thought it was cute...figured it would give Patti an idea...something she can do with her lonely manual treadmill sitting all by itself!
OK Go - Here It Goes Again
SO BB7....what a wuss James is....she kicked me...yah...by accident....she took the doll right out of my hands...NO SHE NEVER...big old baby...SHE HARMED ME...man get off your mommy's tit already! Can't wait to see what happens on Thursday..bye bye James!!! So lets look at how stupid Boogey really was this week....he had a secret power.....he decides to win HOH....stupid stupid stupid...he has now removed himself from being able to be HOH on thursday...how dunb is that when he technically had HOH already with out having to win it...and now will lose it next week.....somebody better put his ass up!!!!
I have been playing with the September POTP kit.....SOOOO CUTE...I love how it has turned out so far!!!
Well i gotta run to an appointment....I will catch ya all later!
So....i am casually sitting at my computer and ask Paul, in a not so serious manner...when can I get that new printer I have wanted? He says...well I am going out to buy a XBox 360 this week...huh?...so after that. SAY WHAT?????? Did you just say I can go out and buy my HP 12x12 printer this week? Yup...go for it! Well holy frig!!! I am getting me a HP 12x12 printer!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! I am such a lucky girl to have a hubby who doesnt care about money!!!! LOL...it is great to be spoiled!!!
Going with the whole hubby theme here...he was working on project for his class today...he rendered up a 3D model of some balls that were mirrored and showed a reflection on them ...so...he asked me if it was bad to name the project Reflective Balls...so naturally we both laughed...and i said go for it..you can kinda "PLAY" along with it and just make a comment about no comments from the peanut gallery. SO he just starts cracking up...and goes did you just think of that now? Think of what? Peanut Gallery? No..that's just a saying. He starts cracking up again...he goes ...oh i thought you were referring to the guys who had peanuts for balls! WHAT?!?!?...I couldnt stop laughing...it was one of those you gotta be there moments!
My kids yesterday were so worn out...look what happened.....
they fell asleep on the floor!!
Anyways moving on....BB7 is on tonight...even though I know the spoiler... I am still gonna watch!
OMG...i cant watch this show any more! I am so pissed off right now!!!! BB7....man...this game has got my panties in a giant bunch...well a knot at least...not sure how much you can bunch up a thong...Will's Booger...has got to go...and he freak'n won HOH!!!! ARGGGHHHHH!!! I can't believe George promised and Erika deceived him...he still put up Howie...hello...you should have put up Will just to get Erika out of there...and why is everyone afraid of Will's Booger...get the freak'n guy out of there!!!! So now with him winning HOH...who is he gonna back door now...it is obvious that Janelle will go up...but is he gonna back door James...one of his 4 alliance members in the Legion of Dome, Erika...his tight little squeeze, George who he just threatened to save his alliance and did, or Danielle another member of the Legion of Dome....if he was smart he would have thrown the HOH competition knowning he has the extra power and had someone else as always...do his dirty work even if it meant Janelle stayed in the house an extra week....STUPID!!!!!
Alrighty ...know that I feel better...I had an awesome evening with some scrapp'n buddies last night....got nothing done as usual!!!! We had some new girls join us...so nice to have met them...and had Renee and Kelly join us....what a hoot! Ki dropped by too...hey girl....looking fab....it was an awesome evening!!!! Two people were missing though....Elizabeth...hoping your having a ball in B.C and I wish my girl Michelle lived her....miss ya girl...i'll be calling ya later!!!
Yup...that's me...i have been so bad with posting on my own and on my friends since I have been sick...so today...I hope to get caught up with getting all my links done...still havent done that since I lost them all....I hope to get around to everyone's blog...I have the scrapbook itch right now...so I may not get to everyone today.....i need to change my music......I know I know Renee... it's about freak'n time....so hopefully by weeks end...I will be caught up...so please forgive me!!! I miss reading whats been going on with everyone.
BB7.....oh my!!! George wasnt throwing his reign away as HOH...WTG Georgie!!! Was a little shocked he picked Erika! I really hope that Will's Booger isn't stupid enough to use his "special" power at this moment...hold on to it!!!
So back to school shopping is killing me.....so far i think we have spent almost $900 not including all the supplies and school fees! This is insane!!! I am so glad that I will only have one year of 4 kids in school! We figured out that when Nicky is in grade 1....Sam will be in grade 12......I found that a little freaky....that I will have one graduating and one just beginning their school lives! It almost makes me feel like an old parent...when really I am a young parent! Just odd for me!
So tomorrow is the crop at the lss....some of the local girls will be there...it will be fun!
So I have been feeling alot better. Yesterday was the first day in 2 and a half weeks that I have felt this good. I still feel pretty tired...but everything else seems to be getting back to normal!
So if you haven't read my experience with Samantha the other day at the mall elsewhere...the dreaded Bra search....holy crap....OMG...the girl was driving me NUTS!!!!! The poor thing is freak'n flatter then a 2 by 4....trying to find the perfect padded training bra.....she now HATES me...lol....I heard it about a thousand times in the hour it took us to find one in the store. I had the sales ladies coming up to me to tell me what a wonderful person they thought I was! LOL! Teenage girls....arrghhhhh...and it has only just begun!!!
So BB7 tonight.....how much more of a dumbass can Janelle be...she figured out what James is up to and still doesnt put his ass on the block....HELLO! Can't wait to see if anyones wins the "EXTRA" power!!!!
So til later dudes...i am outta here....BB7 is on in 10 mins!!!
So last night I dragged my tired sick behind to the local scrapbook store for a crop....actually started and finished a layout by 10:30 pm....that is HUGE for me!!! You girls would have been so proud of me! I guess I can't claim that it was 100% finished...at the time I thought it was...this morning I changed a few things and added more...you know how it goes!!! I finally did a layout just for me....no DT project...just for me...actually about a bikini!!!
Ran today to a store in the city...picked up the new Wild Asparagus Bohemian stuff....some cute embellishments....didnt buy much of the paper...but did buy some cute embellies! Got a chance to look thru Elsie's new book...love it...can't wait to get my copy...hint hint Sandra ;o) ...I so hope she mailed it the other day!
Got a call from my ex's sister...we spent quite abit of time last summer with her and her family...haven't spoken since...lost numbers......so it was nice to talk to her about what has been going on with the ex...whom has taken this whole thing pretty hard...I hope he learned something from it....I think it is a blessing in disguise if you ask me....it will give him more time to get to know her( Samantha) and for her to adjust emotionally and mentally. She has alot of things to work thru and he needs to work on realizing that this is her life now and he can be a part of it...but it wont be like picking up where he left off so many years ago. He did talk to Paul which needed to be done. I am not quite sure how Paul feels about it. So in a nutshell...I think the time it will take for him to straighten this all out ...is what is needed for everyone...including me...all our lives will change...hopefully in a positive way...and I think for it to work ...time and little steps is what is needed!
So I am now totally exhausted from going out last night....I think I need to take a nap! So...later dudes!!!
So...yah yah yah..I have been MIA for the last week..not like a any of you missed me or anything anyway! So...here is what has been going on...i have been sick for over two weeks with some viral thing...it is kick'n my ass big time......the UPDATE with the EX...DEPORTED!!!! Yup...you read that right...he was deported....turn your ass around and walk on back! HAHAHAHA...wouldn't ya know it....he never took care of his deportion warning from 15 years ago! So BBQ is still on...i plan on downing a bottle of cheap wine...feel free to still join me if you would!!!
BB7 tonight.....hmmm....getting interested....I am a little worried about my man Kaysar....but I have a feeling....something is up....he didnt look worried about being nominated...i wonder if there is a plan to back door James....wouldnt that just be karma!!!
So a toast goes out to my old bestest most lovable guy friend from high school... Trevor....he emailed me out of the blue...so happy he did....you know how much trouble you are in...i can't believe you moved back and didnt tell me!!!!! You so better get your ass out to my house...and soon!!!
I am so behind on everything...projects...It's coming Renee A...it's coming....i havent been on the computer much....freak'n thing is going to crash soon...i have just been exhausted from being sick and all the darn little devils at my house....thank god that it is slowing down again!!!So i guess i owe you a hottie for yesterday and some dirty jokes.....lets see what i can give you!
Ok here is my man Ben...not a drop dead gorgeous guy...but certianly nice to look at. Hell ...I would do him...who am I kidding!
Murphy's Sex Laws (11-20 of 60)
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
That is the question...to who knows what? Just had that in my head so I thought I would share. Why you ask....I don't know...just thought I would since everything else on this blog is just ramblings of nothing...so one more week till the ex gets here....so not looking forward to this...i don't hate him or like him...it is neutral for me...it is Paul I am worried about...he loves Samantha and i think he feels not threatened...but like someone is in his territory...he wants too make sure that he (ex) knows his place and it isn't as her father anymore...this is his home , his family and his daughter! I can understand that.
So BB7 is on tonight....Eviction night......Can't wait too she what happens with Janelle.....can ya say STUPID!!!!!! It will be interesting to see what Kaysar does with this!
BB7...ok what can i say.....hmmmm.......First I have too say...has anyone else noticed that Will needs some more Botox injections? He is starting to look like himself again!!!! ok...so...repeated from my POTP post with additional add-on.....OMG She has totally lost her freak'n brain...how stupid could you be!!! Here is what should happen....James should start an alliance with the floaters...his number would be 5 after either Diane or Ericka leave....still out numbering chilltown and S6....even if the two merge it would be even....but I think that Howie and Kaysar would see the light and go to the nerd herd leaving Chilltown and "Fanella" as targets...I would put Janelle and Will on the block...and get her ass out...after that stupid move of betraying her alliance ...lying...and her ME attitude....she has got to go....her biggest mistake was to not nominate James !!!!!!! What about the 15 min wake up calls...to FREAK"N hilarious!!!! Loved it!!! Will's Booger defiantely needs to go though too.....just like a bad booger you cant reach...he is so annoying! Anyones else betting that at the end of this...Will and Boogey will have their own site selling CD's or DVD's of their now infamous end of show telephone conversations!!! I'd buy!!!
So i guess i owe you all a Hump Day Hottie.....hmmm....lets see who will it be... Channing Tatum from that new dance movie that is coming out....ENJOY!!!
Well...it finally happened...after a week of being in pain and skin being fried and dry like beef jerky...i decided to do 15 mins on my elliptical...sweated for about 5 mins...and YUP...my belly and tatas were covered in little water blisters!!!! The skin just slid off!!! I was hoping i was gonna be lucky this time...i havent excercised since i got burnt...just to avoid that...and wouldn't ya know it! Toatlly BUMMED!!! GROSS!!!!!
So the countdown continues....9 more days til 10 days of exhubby hell!!!! Just remember my POTP local friends...BBQ at my house on the 13th!!!! Mark your calendars please!!!!
Remember that BB7 is on tonight....if ya miss it...i will be doing an update here...of course!!!
Well not much to talk about here...well there is...i just cant tell you all the gossip and back scenes info...heeheehee.....oh the drama the drama....gotta love it....but do stay tuned!
Name: Tammy Brownlee Location: Spruce Grove, Alberta, CA
I don't know who I really am.
I know I love being a mommy and I love life.
I am still on my journey of finding out who I really am.
