Friday, July 21, 2006
It is Freak'n Friday!
Yesterday was def. Hell Thursday!!!! I am so glad that one passed by quickly! What a day! Today will be pretty brutual because I dont have my little sidekick Sam with me....but I should be able to get thru it pretty good...I hope...so if ya dont hear from me today...please rescue me from the looney bin! I will probably be in a straight jacket...paddded room....hopefully doped up pretty good to take the pain away!
Murphy's Sex Laws 1-10 (of 60)
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Men Are Happier
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
6:44 AM
Tammy.
