Friday, July 14, 2006
Woohooo freak'n hoo! It is friday!!!!!! No kids this weekend...YET!!! There is always one last minute call! Today is a light day...I am feeling better....no more dizzy spells or feeling like i just got off a neverending roller coaster ride.....today.....is a GOOD day! I claim July 14th as a GOOD FREAK'N DAY! Cheers my friends...nothing like starting early...BOTTOMS UP!!!
Ok all you Jannie haters and Ali lovers out there.....HAHAHA....the WICKED WITCH is DEAD!!!!! That's right...Ali Ugly is outta there...the BB7 God's were blessing us last night! 8-2 your outta there!!!! Total Reality Reject....three times your out...the only thing left for her is the Surreal life on MTV...HAHAHAHAHA! The only one to lose three times on a reality show.......what does that spell .....L-O-S-E-R and what's her name? A-L-I-S-O-N!!!!! Ok....now...Kaysar....my man....the new HOH...how flipp'n sweet is that...BB6 is gonna start kicking some ass...and honestly....even though he has been on his best behaviour...Jase...has got to go!!! He is being a sneaky player....he is trying to fly under the radar....get him NOW!
TGIFF Jokes
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener.
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...
1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Happy Weekend Dudes!
8:02 AM
Tammy.
