Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Ok...so your all tired of hearing me whin about my burn from sunday....it freak'n hurts!!! Yesterday you could throw some butter on me and fry an egg! Those T3's did help take the edge off the sting...man I love those things!!! The stinging has moved from the top of my legs to my thighs and belly...just hope it stops there...i got a little burnt on my tata's!!! Flaming boobs...no thanx! I would love to upload some pics for you to laugh at me....but at the moment...blogger is down....AGAIN! So sorry guys! You can find something else to laugh at me about!!! ;o)
So we are getting some much need rain right now....i feel like running out there to cool off!!!
Hide the DukeA boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
10:38 AM
Tammy.
