Wednesday, May 17, 2006
HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!
The last few days I have been looking back and reflecting on the last few weeks or so and there are many things I have learned about myself , my friends, my family and people who are just in my life for what ever reason. People come and go in your life and that is fine, I would rather have one good friend then many acquaintances. I have realized that in the last few weeks people who I thought were acquaintances were truly friends and people who I thought were friends were merely acquaintances.....but you know what...I am ok with that! In fact I am GREAT with that...I am happy I found out......just glad it was sooner then later. People change and so do relationships. It is funny how some "friends" can't accept change with themselves or you without trying to change the relationship. Some friends try to over compensate their insecurities by trying to be everyone's friends....basically you just end up an acquaintance.....a figment of a friendship in the midst of nothing. Not only do I have acquaintances but am considered an acquaintance to others...and that is ok. In the world of online friends....what are you really...a friend or an acquaintance or both? I know I have developed several true friendships from being online....some wonderful wonderful people have come into my life....so have some not so true friends as well....I guess the two worlds do collide eventually. I guess if you are blessed enough to come out with just one...you can consider yourself
lucky!
I consider myself
{LUCKY
}!
I have some great friends
I have some great acquaintances
I have some great family
and with all that comes some so not so great ones too!!! I will take the good with the bad!
Please no one assume this is about you....even if this was about you...I wouldn't tell you...so don't ask!
Hump Day Funnies:As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centurieshave a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to ahorrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
1:48 PM
Tammy.
