What A Man What A Man, What A Mighty Fine Man!
Ok girls, keep your minds out of the gutter! The POTP retreat is in less then 9 days!!!!! I am so excited to get to see all the incrediable ladies I haven't meet yet! This is going to be one fun scrapp'n weekend!
I am also excited to have gotten a new phone!!!! OMG...did I ever need one...right Tara and Sandra! Beep ....Beep....Beep.....Beep....Beep.....ARRGGHHHH!
So I guess I have been officially voted so far the one to spend the most at the retreat....I am sure Elsa will give me a run for my money!!! Come on guys I don't spend that much...ok I do admit that I may need an intervention soon.....but come on...it's Scrapbook supplies!!!! I think that allows me a break...right?
So today is Hump Day Hottie day! My hottie this week...should be of no surprises to ya all! Josh Freak'n Hot Ass Duhamel! What a fine man he is! I love watching him on Las Vegas! Sorry girls...no naughty pics here.....we've all seen them before, right Brenna! LOL!
HUMP DAY JOKE
Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why is food better than a man?
A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
A: He gets out..
Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?
A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE! men will screw anything.
Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?
A: Men miss them all.
Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..."
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know it has never happened.
Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all Winter.
Q: Why don't men get Mad Cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs.
Q: Why are guys like lawn mowers?
A: They emit foul odors, are hard to get started, and do not last for long.
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind-No business.
Q: Why is it hard for a women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Q: Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.
Q: What is the main difference between men and boys?
A: Men's toys cost more money.
Tammy.
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