Friday, March 31, 2006
Another hell friday and it is only 9:30am! This is going to be another long ass day! I will be watching kiddies til 9pm tonight. Will someone shoot me please! I can't wait for spring break to be over with!
I am missing my friends from NJ very much lately! Not that I don't love my friends here.....I have some really really super freak'n awesome friends here and I love you all....BUT.....I miss my peeps in NJ.....I guess I am just getting home sick! I have been feeling that way for a few weeks now.
Peeps! Who the heck came up with that slang word? How about doing it Doggy style "My shizzle's gone fazizzle" . I think it is just idiotic! Remember when we thought it was cool to talk 'PIG LATIN" reakingfay etgay ealrey! What were we thinking ????
So my TGIFF song will actually be tomorrow , so stay tuned for that...so today is test day!!!!!! I got this link from my friend
Share from
Treasures To Scrap, thanx girl!
what the heck.....here goes...this is the cleaner version.....dedicated to Renee and Share!
What is your
Easter Bunny name? Mine is Puddles Fluffypaws......hmmmm.....I must have a bladder control problem,
How will I
die? This is hilarious!!! I actually have a phobia of dying naked!!! LOL!!!You will die at the age of 45 You will die in a nude hang gliding accident!
What
Smurf are you? I was Cheap Smurf ! What! I guess they didn't read my bad habits from my tag!
How
Flirty Are You? I am 78% Flirty!!! I am a Natural flirt...yah ..that's it!!! ;o)
Which Deadly
Sin Is Yours? I Got Wrath : Make war and not love is your motto. Better to rise up in anger and strike someone down than be pushed around. OK for those of you who know me....this is so not me!!!!! LOL! You better watch how you answer that, I 'll kick your freak'n ass if you cross me!!!!!! LOL!
Have a great friday everyone!!!!!
11:15 AM
Tammy.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Just because
Renee wanted to be a
bitch, you know I
love ya, she
tagged me again! And it is because I love her so much,that I will do it! Actually, it is because I have nothing better to post today!
Screw these things....man I hate them!
5 snacks I enjoy:1.Movie Theatre Popcorn with extra oil...I mean butter
2.red licorice
3.any chocolate with peanuts and/or caramel
4. fresh backed chocolate chip cookies
5.apple crumb pie with vanilla ice-cream
5 songs to which I know all the lyrics: OMG ok....this is were the true geeky Tammy comes out! Please don't judge me on this! I am a true geek at heart!
1. I think We're Alone Now- Tiffany
2. Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
3. Move That Body- Technotronic
4. This Kiss- Faith Hill
5. High- Afroman
5 things I would do if I were a multi-millionaire:1.Buy a comfortable house and a vacation home
2. Donate money for Cancer and other medical research.
3. Travel
4. open own business for investment for children
5. Recreational toys
5 bad habits:
1. spending to much money on nothing
2. not saving any money
3. to much time on the net
4. yelling
5. not putting out enough for Paul......so I have been told!!!! HAHA!
5 things I like doing:
1.Scrapbooking
2.Shopping
3. Running
4. Dancing and Music
5. Road Trips
5 things I would never wear, buy or get new again:1. Fur Coat- never wore and never bought - looks Hooker like to me!
2. Tube Top- NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!
3. Colored Jeans- OMG I think I had every color from Cotton Ginny!
4. Baggy Stirrup Pants- What were they thinking with those ones....HIPPOS!!!
5. Granny Panties- I would rather Commando it!!!! Just shoot me then!
5 favorite toys:1. Computer
2. mp3 player
3. Scrapbook Supplies
4. Cell Phone- and not for the same reason
Renee leaves hers on vibrate!!!
5. My Husband- unlike
Renee.....I don't need "SPECIAL" toys to keep me happy...HAHA!
5 people you will tag: I think everyone has been tagged!
1.
Ki
2.
Renee A.3.
Anna
4.
Share
5.
Crazy TSo there ya have it.......have a great Thursday everyone!!!
9:38 AM
Tammy.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
My Uncle Johnny sent me this email, I was laughing so hard visualizing this in my head! It sounds predictable, but you must read on! Long but so funny!! Happy Hump Day!
ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Too funny... Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5"long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION @!@$$!%!@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles no where to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-.. that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure,as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles? I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return.
Still in shock,
7:56 AM
Tammy.
Monday, March 27, 2006
It will almost be a year ago that
Terri Schiavo was murdered! Yes, I said murdered! This topic can be very controversial and I do believe to each their own, but depriving a human being of food and water and watching them die, is MURDER too me! I had a very hard time when this was all happening. I was very angry and sick to my stomach over this. I couldn't believe that this was happening. Her parents had wanted to take care of her and the expenses so why not let them. There is no proof other then
Michael Schiavo's word, who in a million years I would never trust, so what kind of proof is that, that she didn't want to live like that! If a family memember would like to care for their child, no matter what condition they are in LET THEM! When a mother pleads for the life of her daughter, give it to her!
So the battle begins again. Michael has come out with a book today,
Terri: The Truth, who's truth,a murder's truth, the book "to settle some scores" and make some more money off of his wife's life,one he took away, this will be one book I won't be reading! Her parents, Robert and Mary Schindler are also releasing a book tomorrow,
A Life That Matters: The Legacy of Terri Schiavo--A Lesson for Us All, this will be one book I will buy! What Michael did to this poor family in their time of need...is so revolting! This is not a human being, this is a monster from the devil's own flesh! Remember Michael, what goes around comes around...one day you will meet your maker and it won't be the same one I know and believe in known as God, Our Father, Jesus Christ.
So to everyone reading this, if I am not in pain and show any little, just the littlest sign of a smile....please believe in me. If I am in pain and brain dead, please do what you feel in your heart is right for everyone. I do want my children involved with what ever decision needs to be made.
May you rest in peace Terri.
http://www.apfn.org/apfn/terri_michael.htmhttp://americandigest.org/mt-archives/005350.phphttp://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=43463
2:21 PM
Tammy.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Well that was a short weekend!
Cut short again! I guess one day is better then none. I have one of my little kiddies from the day home today. I really need to find something else to do. I think that is why I am so in favor of a move. I most likely wouldn't have to work if that is what I chose. It will also give me an opportunity to get back into advertising if I want too go that route. I think what our plan is , is for me to stay at home until Nicky goes to school and then go back to work if that is what we can manage. I enjoy being home with the kids....my kids! Don't get me wrong...I love having all my dayhome kiddies here but...I would rather not. It will be almost 4 years without a change in our lives....well... one that we have welcomed other then our Nicky...I think it is Time!
I found this a few days ago, thought that some of you would like it. Elsa, you may want to check this out if you haven't seen it already.
Ali Edwards has this cool new stuff celebrating life artists, everyday moments, and other cool stuff. So if you haven't heard about it, you need to check it out at
Cafepress.com.
Had a pretty productive day yesterday, was able to finish one layout started friday and almost completed another one for a DT project using
7 Gypsies products. That is HUGE for me.....I never get more then one layout done in a weekend! I am not a big fan of their paper, LOVE their embellishments though! I have to say I do like this one piece of paper that I got to work with.
I got some of the new
A2Z paper and ribbons...YUMMY and of course some more
Heidi Swapp....love love loving her stuff. I find I am using it on every layout now! My style has been changing so much in the past couple of weeks....I can't say I just have one style....it is constantly changing with my mood. I have been trying to go more "SIMPLE". I go through spurts.....so this style too shall pass!
Hope you all had a wonderful and creative weekend. I am off to scrapbook. I guess
Donna Downey was right....Scrapbooking is a Lifestyle!
Picture is of Nicky's first time out to play in the snow....he hated it!!! 03/18/06
7:59 AM
Tammy.
Friday, March 24, 2006
TGIFF!!!!! Man am I glad it is friday! I am so exhausted and in total greediness of me time. I just watched not only my own kids, but other peoples little ones for 12 days straight! Paul has been working Tues, Wed , Thurs and Friday nights as well as Saturday and Sunday on top of his normal Monday thru Friday work week......so it has been a long two weeks for both of us! I am still having flash backs from my friday from hell last week!
I don't know what is happening to people now a days. I am really starting to hate them. Paul worked a contract for the month of February, this lady has a policy of not paying you for the month until the 15th of the following...ok fine...he gave his notice and we are still waiting for the money. She keeps telling me its in the mail! Yah....ok...heard that one before. So we threatened to make a complaint with the Dept. of Labor and file in Small Claims . Well she responds first with it was sent so if you don't rec. it by Tuesday then we will have to re-issue an new one. Ok, she is throwing it in the mail today. Then she sends a second one saying if that is what we want to do then it will be at our expense. JUST PAY US THE MONEY THAT IS OWED!!! She freak'n owes us $875.00....what is wrong with people?
ARGGHHHHH....so to honor the parents who took advantage of me last week and this ignorant lady who owes us money.....
salute!!!!! I haven't heard this song in awhile.....join in and tell someone off with me! I feel so dirty...I am going to go wash my mouth out with soap!!! LOL!!!
Sorry Linda!!!!
Thank God it's Freak'n Friday!!!!!
11:45 AM
Tammy.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
That is the question! Paul has been offered a postion in Charlotte , NC! I say go for it...I will be in scrapbook heaven with
Ms. Donna Downey and CKU in the backyard!!! We would be closer to Grandma Brownlee, only a 10 hour drive, better then another country and a 4 day road trip! The only way we would move is if they match his salary request, pay for relocation and we are able to get a mortgage down there right away. No way am I renting with 4 kids!!! We wont know more for a few weeks....so not sure why I am even saying anything! Maybe because there is nothing more interesting to talk about at this moment! My life is so boring right now! I should be thankful for that! Usually there is always something going on here...I guess my little black cloud is taking a day off. I shouldn't speak to soon...it is only the afternoon!
I am one of those people who always has a black cloud following them. You kind of get use to it. You expect stuff to happen all the time, your life is always hectic, glad I can walk away from things with a smile! Good to laugh about that crap at the end.
You need to enjoy life, you make out of it what you want... you make your own happiness! I enjoy my life, black cloud and all! It keeps things interesting...to say the least! I wouldn't change it for the world!
So to stay with my theme....here is Shakira
moving her thing! Nicky really like d this one... he started say'n dance dance and shak'n it like crazy!!!! Man I love that kid!!! :o)
12:08 PM
Tammy.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Happy Birthday my friend!!!!! I hope you know how special you are to me. I don't know what my life would be without you in it! Boring!!!! ;O) I am so glad that we meet. You will forever be like a sister to me! I love ya! Sending birthday wishes your way! To bad we weren't in Vegas again!!!! Heck I will bring Vegas to you! :O)
9:08 PM
Tammy.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Wow...I can't believe how much snow we are getting this weekend! It is like we are getting a winter's worth in one weekend! We have been extremely spoiled this winter....nice mild winter with very little snow! The nice thing is that it isn't very cold out. I think I will let the kids out to play later...mommy wants some pictures to scrap! LOL!
So I found this little test...since we all love these personality tests.....here is one for ya!
What Muppet Character Are You? Here is who I was LOL! Love it!!! I will do one of these test every Saturday or Monday for you!
| You Are ANIMAL |
 A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.But you sure can beat a good drum."Kill! Kill!" |
So I hope you are all enjoying your saturday. I am watching one of my kiddies from the dayhome today....yes you read that correctly...what a sucker eh? Samantha's attitude is still in rare form....she needs to be sent to the moon! I should look for a BOOT CAMP to send her to .....maybe I should call Grandma Malysh! Did some shoveling this morning...off to do some scrapbooking!
For your listening pleasure heeheehee.
9:01 AM
Tammy.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Ok, I know I had my moments as a child where my mom wanted to just kill me, but I know I wasn't as bad as Samantha is now! She thinks she runs this house. I think not! She had a friend sleepover last night...fine...this morning the attitude was so bad....I couldn't take it anymore! She has the nerve to tell me to shut up in my own house! Bring it on little girl, you want to act like a grown up...I will treat you like a grown up! Don't you dare talk to me like that...ever! She has been talking back all morning....just NASTY! She told me I was scaring her friend...too bad! You don't want me to fight back...don't start...she thinks that just because she has a friend over she won't be in trouble....think again...it will be worse! So I refuse to take this anymore!!!!
Mama Mia....no wonder why I love babies!!! Give me a crying baby over a hormonal 12 year old girl anyday!
Ok enough venting! It's friday and so far it sucks, so lets turn it around....I wasn't able to get my song on disc....I will do it this weekend...I promise I will do my lovely off key version next friday! So enjoy the song...this one is for you Mickey....party on dudes!
9:38 AM
Tammy.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Oh I love
Inked! What an awesome show!!! They are having a marathon on right now...been watching since 6 am this morning! When we were in Vegas I wanted to go to
Hart & Huntington to get some more added to my tattoo...never did....totally bummed out. I feel like my trip was not complete. My mission is to go back to Vegas and have that done! Carey Hart...what a hottie! Pink is one lucky bitch! LOL! Good thing I love Pink! Watching the show makes me want to go back to Vegas ...NOW! Ok Marathon over...3 hours of Carey.....what a great Wednesday morning!
I am in the mood to dance...here is an oldie but goodie!!! Makes me want to dance! I like some pretty lame music!!! God I love it!!!! Being a geek is so much fun! Are you ready for some more?
Click here to view Are You Ready For Some More by Reel 2 RealCartwheeling for CashOne day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
8:31 AM
Tammy.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Our house has been hit with
the BUG! Nicky, Samantha, me and now Paul! Man...what a sickly house! I fell asleep last night watching TV just after 8pm. If I didn't have my monthly friend, I would have swore I was pregnant! Speaking of, I am so tired of having my period. This month has been so bad!!!!! I ate like crazy for two weeks before, finally when it did come, it was so heavy and I cramped for the first day!!! So along with Mondays, I am banning the period! Well until I need it .....that is if I ever need it again! 4 rascals is enough! I am still young...but come on......4 is plenty for todays economy!
Tampon ShoppingA man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
9:24 AM
Tammy.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Ok, I was
tagged again by Renee,Thanx girl!!
I don't even know who to tag, looks like everyone has been tagged already!!!! Hmmm..... I got one..... Renne A your it! Heeheehee!
Man this one is a long one! Who makes up these stupid things!!!!
Place an X by all the things you've done ( I am doing yes or no). This is for your entire life:
Smoked a cigarette -
NO ( hate cigerette smoke, I am allergic to it)Drank so much you threw up -
YUP...down the NJ Shore with Paul, his friend Bryan and my friend Diane- Jespersens....what great fun! Stolen a car -
NO
Been in love-
YUP
Been dumped-
YUP- ASSHOLE! Then he asked me back out...DON"T THINK SO!!!Shoplifted-
Sadly yesBeen laid off/fired-
YUP- BITCH!
Quit your job-
YES- ASSHOLE, I liked that job!
Been in a fist fight-
More like a kicking fight! I kicked her ass!
Snuck out of your parent's house -
OH YES!!!!!!!
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back-
NO
Been arrested-
NO
Gone on a blind date-
NOLied to a friend-
White Lie
Skipped school-
YES to watch pornos! Oh close your mouths!!!! LOL!
Seen someone die-
NO
Been to Canada-
Well ya...I live there!
Been to Mexico-
No, hope to thou some day!
Been on a plane-
YES
Been lost-
YES, and love the TV show!
Been on the opposite side of the country-
YES
Gone to Washington, DC-
NO
Swam in the ocean-
YESFelt like dying-
YES
Cried yourself to sleep-
YES,too many times.
Go freak! or "streak" -
I have streaked!
Recently colored with crayons-
Yes, colored Strawberry ShortcakeSang karaoke-
Yes...off key at that!
Paid for a meal with only coins -
Yes- McDonalds
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't-
Yesmade crank calls-
yes, are the walls there?Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose -
YES- rootbeer hurts by the way!Caught a snowflake on your tongue-
Yes
Danced in the rain-
hmmm.....had sex with Paul, does that count? Oh close your mouths again!
Written a letter to Santa Claus-
Yes
Been kissed under the mistletoe-
Yes
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about-
Yes
Blown bubbles-
yes, even out of my nose
Made a bonfire-
yes
Crashed a party-
yes
Gone roller-skating-
yes
Ice-skating-
yes
Any nicknames?
Tam Tam, Tam, Taneil, Bitch, Mom,LilyMother's name?
Kathleen
Your favorite drink?
Malibu Baybreeze, Rootbeer
Tattoos?
Yes, a butterfly on my lower back. I hope to have more added to it
Body piercing?
NO
How much do you love your job (scale of 1-10)
10- Love being a mommy!
Birthplace:
Victoria, BC
Favorite vacation spot?
Haven't been to alot of places....I will say NJ
Ever been to Africa?
No
Ever steal any traffic signs?
No
Ever been in a car accident?
a few little fender benders.
A,B,C,D,DD cup size?
depends on the bra...a large B or a smaller C
2 Door or 4 Door?
5 door
Salad dressing?
House
Favorite pie?
Apple Crumb Pie
Favorite number?
3,7,9
Favorite movie?
Can't Buy Me Love, Austin Powers- Gold Member, 40 Year Old Virgin
Favorite holiday?
Christmas
Favorite food?
Steak and potatoes
Favorite day of the week?
Saturday
Favorite soap?
Bath and Body works RaspberryToothpaste?
Colgate whitening cinnamon
What do you do to relax?
Go shoping, listen to music, scrapbook
Message to your friends reading this:
You are all nutbars ....i love ya...now stop tagging me!!!
How do you see yourself in 10 years?
Happy and running my ass off after 4 kids.
What do you enjoy receiving?
Money...of course....emails and calls from my friends, love from my kids, scrapbook praise and some good sex now and again.
12:23 PM
Tammy.
Friday, March 10, 2006
Man
Friday went by so fast!!!!!! I didn't get a chance to burn my CD for my TGIFF song.....so no off tune singing for your listening pleasure today! I am going to add this interesting video for you of one of my favorite songs.( and Sally it is not something I do either, so don't even try to go there, LOL) I don't know what the hell this guy was thinking...he sure isn't sexy enough to be doing that!
Happy Thank God It's Freak'n Friday!
9:56 PM
Tammy.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
So I have decided that I am closing my doors! We needed to make some
big changes here. I will no longer have my dayhome! WOW! That seems so final now! We decided that our children's health is more important to us then the money. Matthew's ITP was brought on due to a virus he caught from one of the kids and Nicky's fever leading to a seizure we are thinking is due to Nicky catching a viral infection that one of the other kids has had for several weeks now. So it needs to be done! That means the spending money is going to be on a very tight leash now. I will keep my part timers but I won't be doing anymore fulltime as of April.
I have had the scrapbook itch all day today! Got in a little creative time! I also put together another Store In Style modular storage cube. Get the sucker all together and then realized I put the bottom on the top...stupid ass! Oh well..it is going to stay that way. I am sure not for long...it is bugging the hell out of me right now! Ki came over today. Had a good visit! Matthew of course was being a 'little bugga" showing off for her.
Happy Thursday all! Found this picture...thought it was cute!
9:47 PM
Tammy.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
That is all I ever feel lately! I am so
behind on everything in my life! Let's get one thing off my list! Update the blog!
As some of you know, my little Nicky gave me quite the scare on Sunday! As I was driving he had a seizure. I don't want to go into the details again. It was a very hard time for me. I thought I had lost my baby. A very helpless feeling.
Saturday was a hilarious good time at the pizza crop. I learned what a dirty scrapper Elizabeth is......god I love that girl Sally! We were laughing so hard that me and Elsa were in tears!!!! Happy Birthday Elsa!
Friday I was suppose to go to Kelly's pajammie crop....one of my parents came late and by the time they were leaving it would have been too late....so the bum that I was...fell asleep early on the couch! I felt so bad as I really really wanted to go to meet Renee and Kelly...sorry girls....when is the next one?
Ok thats done!
HUMP DAY JOKEWho's the Boss?A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
10:28 AM
Tammy.
Friday, March 03, 2006
Thank God It's Freak'n Friday!!!!! Woohoo. I had one of those....
leave me the F~~K alone weeks. I just didn't want to be bothered with anything or anyone!!!! Tonight is Kelly's PJ crop, need to go wash my
PINK pajammie bottoms! What would a Queen be with out her pink pajammies ;o)!!!
So I was messing with my scrapbook area...I so need to get that space finished. I have had no time to do it. I need to get my shelves up , move all my ribbon jars over, order more modular units, man those suckers are expensive! But a scrapbooking Queen needs to do what she needs to do! I have a feeling that the crop tonight is just going to turn into a social event for me! I am a known social cropper anyway, why change now!
Well off to go make my cheese cake for the girls. Hope it makes it there, I may have to eat on the way there!
I hope you enjoy the TGIFF song this week. I couldn't find my CD with the one I had wanted to do, so I will do that next week. So staying with the Queen theme...here ya go!! Make sure to go down to the bottom of the screen to stop playing the video so you can hear the audioblog!
11:49 AM
Tammy.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Ok ...I have been
tagged again. Sorry Renee it has only taken me a week to do this! But here you go, now back off!!! LOL! I tag
Tara,Christine, Holly and CariChoose one of your favourite bands/artist:
Black Eyed PeasAnswer all the questions using SONG TITLES from the BAND or ARTIST
1. Are you male or female?
Hey Mama2. Describe yourself:
Dum Diddley3. How do some people feel about you?
Let’s get Retarded4. How do you feel about yourself?
Sexy ….LOL! I couldn’t find anything else but Anxiety so I will take Sexy!5. Describe current relationship with significant other:
Pump It…LOL! More like- Where is the Love, Shut Up or Hands Up!!! HAHAHA!!!6. Describe where you want to be:
Cali to New York7. Describe how you live:
Don’t Phunk with my Heart8. Describe how you love:
My Style and Hot9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?
My Humps!(we’re bigger in all the right places!!)10. Share a few words of wisdom:
Don’t Lie11. Now say goodbye:
Gone Going Gone
8:38 AM
Tammy.
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
So I am so excited about the
Pick of the Patch retreat!!!!! I love Trudy to bits and would have so enjoyed her classes, but she has left us for personal reasons! :o( So Tia Bennett will be teaching 4 awesome classes!!! I am so excited!!!! I can't believe it is less then 2 months away!!!! :o)
Today was my first
Pick of the Patch Design Team Kit upload!!!! I am so excited and nervous!!!!Even thou our term started February, my first kit wasn't until March. Ok...have I said how nervous I am !!!!!
I have to go back a few days, Happy Birthday Auntie Lisa!!!! Her birthday was on February 27th!
Hump Day JokeIt is an oldie but a goodie!
Too SmartA first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......
8:49 AM
Tammy.
